Obama Arrested at Airport Attempting to Leave Country

When the going gets tough, some say, those that aren’t so tough get going. And apparently, that was

the thinking entertained by former President Barack Obama this last Thursday as he was caught and

detained by security forces at Washington D.C.’s Dulles International airport in violation of his do-not-fly

order during the Obamagate hearings. The socialist so-called leader had a carry-on bag and a one-way

ticket to Kenya with a stop in France.

The incident took place as many of these do, within the damaged psyche of Donald Trump’s mind as he

sat motionlessly and staring at a snow globe within a small hospital room at St.Eliguis. Trump is suffering

from a handicapped mental condition that causes him to live within a vibrant fantasy world, in which he

was lawfully elected President of the United States and is beloved by a thousand upon thousands of

Americans who only passed the first grade by getting a “C” in Art class by drawing an upside-down

American flag. With four stripes.

Caretaker Sandy Batt says Trump spends most of his days silently inventing incidents like Obama’s

fictional arrest. In the narrative that only he and his reprehensible followers could possibly

comprehend, Obama was not American, but Kenyan, the most black country Trump could randomly

think of. His birth certificate was fake, although, at the time of Obama’s birth, there were no computers

or photoshop, and the ID was yet somehow good enough to fool every US Intelligence agency and

Hardvard Law. Many of Trump’s fantasies go along these lines of improbable, impossible, and


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